欢迎收听“离婚生存指南”播客 Welcome to the Divorce Survival Guide podcast
在这里我们可以开诚布公地讨论 where we have open and honest conversations about
共同抚养子女 分居 离婚 co-parenting, separation, divorce,
以及这其中最难的一个问题 and the hardest question of all,
“你该留下 还是该离开” "Should you stay or should you go?"
- 我是凯特·安东尼 你的离婚生存指南师 - 嘿 嘿 - I'm Kate Anthony. Your divorce survival guide. - Hey Hey
- 嘿 拜托 - 干嘛 - Hey! Come on! - What?
你能把耳机拿出来一小会儿吗 Can you take the earbud out for a second?
你游过的最艰难的水域 ...toughest waters you've ever swum in.
- 说 - 听我说 今天 今天很难熬 是吧 - What? - Look, it, it's hard today, right?
我快喘不过气了 一定是压力太大了 I can barely breathe. It must be the pressure or something.
是啊 你昨晚灌了两瓶酒 Yeah, you drank two bottles of wine last night.
保持你的理智和完整的内心 ...with your sanity and your heart intact.
你别 你能不能别把耳机塞耳朵里 Don't-- Can you please not put the earbud in?
我只是 It's just--
我只是 额 我只是认为还有很多不同的处理方式 I just, um... I think there are a lot of different ways.
还有很多 额 不同的路可以走 And a lot of, um, different directions
这样可能可以 我 我只是想说 this could go in and I, I just wanna say
我们在一起很久了 we've been together a really long time.
久得过头了 A stupid amount of time.
- 是啊 - 我要去跑山了 - Right. - I'm gonna do the hill.
- 不 咱能不能不跑山 - 那你家去呗 - No, can we please not do the hill. - Go home then.
没人逼你来 No one asked you to come.
泄特 Shit.
好好好 This is great.
一会儿你想吃啥 What do you want to eat later?
你应该专注于燃烧你的卡路里 You should focus on burning calories.
是啊 我正在努力专注 Yeah, I'm trying really hard to not focus on that right about now.
我要走公园小路 I want to do the park trail.
环那片池塘跑一圈 然后我们掉头回去 Circle the pond and we'll head back.
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稍等一下下 Hold up a sec.
你刚才说咱们在一起久得过头了哈 Stupid amount of time, huh?
是啊 我还记得你头发没这么秃的时候 Yeah, I can remember when you had more hair.
好吧 那我也可以把我记得的关于你的事说出来 You know, I could say what I remember about you.
比如你整个人是怎么变的 How you've changed?
行啊 Okay.
这地方也太他妈美了吧 Isn't that fucking beautiful?
阳光照耀在水面上 艳靡至极 Sun's nice on the water.
你知道吗 我该把我记得的关于你的事说出来 You know, I should say what I remember about you.
彼此坦诚相待是好事 咨询师会这么说的吧 It'd be good to be honest with each other. Wouldn't a counselor say that?
我不知道 丹 我们还从没去咨询过 I don't know, Dan, we've never been.
来吧 咱们拍张照吧 Come on, let's take a photo.
不拍 No.
什么啊 拜托 嘿 What? Come on. Hey!
嘿 嘿 回来 看在旧日时光的份上 Hey! Hey! Come back. For old times' sake.
- 拍吗 - 欧科 - Yeah? - Okay.
开拍 Let's go.
你再靠近一丢丢 You gotta get a little closer.
啊 等等 再来一张 再来一张 Uh, wait, one more. One more.
我擦 我好像眨眼了 Oh shit, I think I blinked.
回归原位 Come back here.
你他妈要拍赶紧拍 Take the fucking photo.
这不是更像一个小湖么 Isn't it more like a small lake?
啥 What?
与其说是个池塘 Than a pond?
池塘就是小湖 A pond is a small lake.
- 相当于跑四圈 - 跑了就知道了 - It's four times around. - We'll see.
你今天早上跟出来为了啥呢 Why did you even come out this morning?
因为我们还能一块享受什么美好时光呢 亲爱的 Because what other quality time do we have together, dear?
我看我还是先跑了 不等你了 I think it's best if I just run ahead.
你知道我昨晚没有越界 You know I didn't cross any lines last night.
我不知道你是怎么定义越界的 I don't know where your lines are located,
但在我看来你他妈的很想 but it seemed to me like you were trying
跟派对上每一个女人上床 to fuck every single woman at that party.
- 我没想过跟任何人上床 - 那是我的办公室派对 - I wasn't trying to fuck anybody-- - It was my office party!
我有点喝多了 这有什么不一样的 I got a little drunk, what's different.
那是为了庆祝我晋升成为她们的头儿 To celebrate my promotion of becoming their boss.
- 我知道 - 维罗妮卡 我们公司的高级会计 给我发了邮件 - I know. - Veronica, our senior accountant, emailed me
说你想让她给你发私信 and told me you're trying to get her to text you privately.
我只是表示友好 I was just being friendly.
她都54岁了 丹 She's a 54 year old woman, Dan.
她孩子都20多了 Her kids are in their 20s.
真的吗 哈 Really? Huh.
哈你妹 Fuck off!
啊 好吧 如果你只是想原地打转 Ah-- Great. If we're just going round in circles,
何不绕着我打转呢 why don't you try to lap me?
两码事 Not a problem.
如何在缺乏资源的情况下 How to deal with an estranged marriage
处理疏远的婚姻 说实话 这 这实在是 with lack of resources? Actually, this is, this is...
嗯 这一切 你得 Um, all of that, you have...
噢 Oh.
这相当难 没错 这会难得多 It could be really hard. Right, but it'll be much harder
如果你不能处理核心情绪的话 if you don't deal with the core emotion.
你的目的 你的怨恨和你的怒气 Your purpose and your resentment and your anger...
我和我的离婚互助小组 有些人问到 Me and my divorce support group, someone has asked...
额 人们需要帮助 比如如何不会感到自己被定义了 Um, people wanted help like how to not feel like they're defined
被离婚定义 by being a divorcee?
卧槽 你搞毛线 Whoa! What the hell?
干嘛突然撞我 Why would you need to run into me?
啥情况 What?
- 嘿 - 佛祖啊 你从哪儿冒出来的 - Hey! - Jesus! Where'd you come from?
别发懵了 快来 我带你看样东西 Don't be stupid. Come here. I want to show you something.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 你是对的 Okay, you're right.
我昨晚的行为不妥 I wasn't acting great last night.
我能不能 Can I just--
你知道 我们还有很多不同的处理方式 You know, there are a lot of different ways and...
还有很多不同的路可以走 我只是 a lot of different directions for us. And I just--
你看看 Look.
看啥 What?
看看四周 Look around.
好吧 我看不出啥花头 Okay, I don't see anything.
这里有块警示牌 There's the sign.
是啊 Yeah.
路在哪儿 Where is the trail?
哈啊 Huh.
说不定 说不定有两块牌子 I-- Maybe there's two signs.
你记得有两块警示牌 Do you remember there being two signs?
- 没 - 好吧 那为什么你说有两块牌子 - No. - Well, then why would there be two signs?
好吧 我是猜的 是我一瞬间的猜测 Okay, just a thought. Just a first thought.
快来 Come on.
拜托 能不能用走的 行吗 Look, can we just walk? Please?
哎呦 Ahh!
继续跑 Keep moving.
哎呦喂 我的头痛死了 Ahh, I have this weird headache.
我想搞清楚 I wonder why.
嘿 嘿 我们 我们到底在干嘛 Hey, hey. What are, what are we doing?
能不能先停下聊两句 Can we just stop and talk for a second?
嘿 嘿 珍 拜托 Hey. Hey, Jen, come on.
我 我觉得我们已经跑了四圈多了 I... I think this has been more than four times around.
闭嘴吧 你才跑一圈 Shut up. That was your first lap.
呃 Ugh.
路到底在哪儿 Where's the trail?
欧科 我觉得 额 Okay. I mean, uh--
好吧 应该 应该就是往那边再走一点 Okay, I-- It's gotta be up that ways a little bit.
- 我们已经全部走过了 - 怎么 你担心啥 - We went around the whole thing. - What are you, worried?
路就在那上面 It's right up there.
不对劲啊 This doesn't make any sense.
- 我们走过头了吗 - 应该没有吧 - Did we pass it? - I don't think so.
- 究竟是甚么一回事 - 什么 - It doesn't make any sense. - What?
不 不 我知道没这么远的 No, no. I know it's not this far.
路一定是在警示牌的后面 And that must be back by the sign.
只不过 额 It's just, um...
只不过什么 What?
我也说不清 可能被什么东西遮了 I don't know. Hidden somehow.
遮了 Hidden?
额 没错 就是 可能 可能被树枝遮住了 Well, yeah, you know, by, by branches.
树枝 Branches?
额 是啊 叶子什么的 Well, yeah, with leaves.
风又大 And lots of wind.
- 好吧 要不咱们回去算了 - 我不知道怎么出去 - Okay, should we go back? - I don't know.
好吧 我有个办法 你往那边走 我往这边走 All right, I have an idea. You go that way and I'll go this way.
谁要是看见了出去的路 就马上大声喊 And then whenever one of us sees the trail, we'll just yell out.
好 可以 Yeah, okay.
好 行 就这么办 Okay, cool. We'll do that.
可吧 Okay.
我想说 我真的很抱歉 You know, I really am sorry.
我们在一起真的很久了 We've been together a really long time.
久得过头了 A stupid amount of time.
确实过头了 但我还是 It is stupid, but I still...
你懂的 You know.
我懂 Yeah.
真的吗 Yeah?
你真的懂我吗 还是只是因为 Do you really mean that or are you just saying
我这么说了 that because I said it?
我也不知道 I don't know.
你实际上啥也没说 You didn't actually say anything.
也是哦 Right.
- 王德发 - 这到底怎么回事 - What the... - ...fuck is going on?
不 没事的 No, it's fine.
路 路一定就在这附近 It's, it's gotta be right up here.
没事的 It's gonna be fine.
特么鬼打墙了吗 The fuck is going on?
快跑 Run!
啊啊啊 你要死啊 Ahhh! Jesus!
对不起 I'm sorry.
你干嘛啊 What are you doing?
看见路了没 Did you see the trail?
在这别动 Just stay here.
- 啥 - 在这别动 我马上回来 - What? - Just stay right here. I'll be right back.
- 你看到路了 - 你就 我马上回来 我保证 - Did you see the trail? - Just-- I'll be right back. I promise.
- 你特么啥毛病 - 别动 - What the fuck is wrong with you? - Just stay here.
好 出了什么事 Okay. What's going on?
什么嘛 What?
- 嘿 - 啊啊啊 你他妈吓死我了 丹 - Hey! - Ahhh! Fucking Christ, Dan!
又怎么了 What?
你到底找到路没 Did you see the trail?
没 你呢 No. You?
那你干嘛去了 What are you doing?
- 我得去尿个尿 - 姥子魂都被你吓没了 - I had to take a piss. - You're scaring the shit out of me!
对不起 I'm sorry.
你没找到路 You didn't see the trail?
没 No.
你听到那个刺耳的声音没 Do you hear that ringing sound?
什么 What?
一个很邪乎的刺耳声 A terrible ringing sound.
你酒还没醒 You're just hung-over.
谁会在这个傻逼湖里游泳 Who swims in this fucking pond anyways?
我 我从没见过谁在这里游泳 I, I've never seen anyone swim in it.
你看这水 脏得要命 都是臭水 I mean look at the water. It's dirty. It's dirty water.
- 你有见过什么人在这里游泳吗 - 没 - Have you ever seen anyone swim in it? - No.
对啊 我也没有 所以这个 这个警示牌毫无意义 没意义的烂东西 See. Neither have I. It's, it's pointless. Pointless fucking sign!
垃圾玩意儿 It's stupid.
也许没这块牌子就会有人下去游 Maybe people would swim in it if the sign wasn't there.
啥 难道有人是因为看了这个牌子才不下去的 What, like people just aren't swimming in it because of the sign?
我猜的 I'm guessing.
嗯 也许吧 Yeah, maybe.
有没有可能是有人把它搬过来的 Do you think someone's moving it?
你是说警示牌 The sign?
是啊 Yeah.
好 好 这个想法 这个想法好有创意啊 Yeah, yeah, that, that's a great idea.
不敢苟同啊 No, I don't.
- 得了 我要打电话摇人了 - 你摇谁 - Okay, I'm gonna call somebody. - Who are you gonna call?
- 谁都行 - 哦 好吧 - Anybody! - Oh, okay.
- 没反应 - 啥 - It's not working. - What?
- 没信号 - 港真 - No bars. - Seriously?
- 不在服务区 - 见鬼了 - No service. - What the fuck?
我就说不该换运营商的 I told you we should've never changed providers.
你别说话了 丹 Not now, Dan!
泄特 泄特 Shit! Shit!
多试试吧 Just try it anyway.
没戏 Nada.
拜托 拜托 拜托 Come on, come on, come on.
- 继续走 离开这儿 离开这儿 - 哦 好的 - Keep walking. Go past it. Go past it. - Oh, okay.
离开这儿 离开这儿 离开这儿 离开这儿 Go past it, go past it, go past it, go past it.
- 这什么鬼 - 卧槽 哦 - What the fuck is that? - Oh, fuck. Oh.
- 走走走走走 - 不 不会吧 - Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. - No. No way.
好吧 Okay.
- 快走 - 这是见了什么鬼 - Go. - What the fuck is going on?
那是个流浪汉吗 Was it a homeless man?
这都什么鸡巴事儿 What the fuck is going on?
好吧 Okay.
很好 Sure.
莫挨姥子 Don't touch me.
对不起 I'm sorry.
这啥 What is it?
原来你有两副耳机啊 I didn't know you had two pairs of earbuds.
我怎么可能有两副 Why would I have two?
- 你不会在搞什么事情吧 - 啥 - You're not doing this, right? - W--
比如某种恶作剧之类的 Like as some kind of a joke or something.
我生气 我发飙 那是因为你想搞我同事 I was mad, I was angry because you tried to fuck my co-worker.
我没想搞你同事 I didn't try to fuck your co-worker.
- 那是我的错 我懂了 - 呃 也许吧 - It's my fault. I get it. - Yeah, maybe.
但是 我现在已经不生气了 But look, I'm not angry anymore.
所以 如果这是什么恶作剧 So, if this is some kind of a joke...
什么 你以为我有这能耐 我能把树移了 What-- What do you think I'm doing? Moving the trees.
嘘 嘘 拜托 拜托停手吧 Shh. Shh. Please. Please stop.
我不再介意了 我拜托 拜托你 不要再搞我了 It's okay. Just please, please, please stop.
嘿 我有个主意 Hey, I have an idea.
你不觉得我们好像已经走好久了吗 Doesn't it feel like we've been walking a really long time?
没有吧 不 不至于好久 No. Not-- not really.
我是说 难道我们不该经过了什么吗 I mean, shouldn't we come across something by now?
比如一栋房子 一条路之类的 Like houses or a road or anything?
我相信我们会经过的 I'm sure we will.
我能歇一会儿吗 Can I just breathe for a second?
什么东西在响 What is that ringing?
啊 你总算听到了 我跟你说过这不是酒精作用 Ah, you do hear it! See I told you it wasn't just the wine.
咱们是不是该往回走 Maybe we should go back?
不 我觉得我们应该沿着这个方向继续走 No, I think we just have to keep going in the same direction.
公园南部那条路叫什么来着 What's the name of that road south of the park?
内什么 邦恩路 What, Bunn Drive?
邦恩路在哪儿 Where is Bunn Drive?
嘿 听我说 Hey, look.
会没事的 一切都会好的 It's all gonna be okay. Everything's fine.
一切都不好 Everything is not fine!
好吧 行吧 一切都不好 Okay. Fine. Everything's not fine.
我知道一切都不好 我一整个早上 But I know everything's not fine. I've been trying
都在试着跟你沟通 因为一切都不好 to talk to you all morning because everything's not fine.
好啊 沟通啊 你要沟通什么 Okay. Let's talk. What do you wanna talk about?
额 现在 不正是合适的时间吗 Well, now, isn't really the right time?
何止是合适 简直是最佳时刻 No. Now is a great time.
我觉得我们应该彼此坦诚相待 I just think we need to be honest with each other.
如果能坦诚相待 我们还能继续往前走 And if we are, we can keep going.
那我就坦诚相待吧 我无时无刻不想一刀捅死你 I think about stabbing you in the neck all the time.
哈啊 Huh.
我很抱歉昨晚我喝醉了 I'm sorry that I got so drunk last night.
这跟你昨晚喝醉没关系 丹 It's not about you getting drunk last night, Dan.
这就是没完没了 It's endless.
我们就是不停原地打转以为会改变什么 但是并没有 We just keep going and going like something's gonna change and it doesn't.
我们只是在 互相折磨 And at this point, we're just torturing ourselves.
- 天天如此 - 咱能不能消停一会儿 - Every day. - Can we just take a breath here?
不 坦诚相待啊 No! Let's be honest.
你打起鼾来像个五百磅的大月半子 You snore like a 500-pound man.
你疯狂酗酒 You're practically an alcoholic
我在这都能闻到你身上那股酸臭味 and I feel like I can smell you rotting from here.
你牙齿都烂了 这有一点风 我都能闻到你的烂牙味 Your teeth rotting. I can smell it! In little waves.
还有你的脚趾甲恶心得要死 And your toenails are fucking disgusting.
额 你让我感到自豪 我喜欢看黄片都是因为你 Well, you make me proud that I'm addicted to porn.
米兔 Me too!
人们在一起久了 People stay together for so long.
看上去不是那么久 It doesn't seem long.
只是觉得久了 It feels long.
我记不起所有的事情 It's not like I can recall everything.
好像都差不多 It's just like more of the same.
就像个没完没了的糟心周末 It's like a long fucked-up weekend.
我听不懂你在港乜 I don't know what you're saying.
我也听唔懂你在讲什么 Neither do I.
我觉得 我跟别人在一起会更爽利些 I think I'd be happier with someone else.
我觉得你会孤独终老 I think you're gonna die alone.
你说的都对 Fair enough.
所以没有什么方法来原谅彼此了 是吗 And there's just no way to forgive each other, is there?
也许只能靠时间 Maybe with time?
我没这个时间 I don't have it.
我也没 Neither do I.
好吧 那么 额 Okay, so, um...
等我们从这儿出去之后 ...when we get out of here,
我们就 额 你懂的 就开始走流程 we'll, uh, you know, start the process.
- 走流程 - 对啊 你懂的 - The process? - Yeah, you know.
流程都走了五年了 The process has been going on for half a decade.
给你妈打电话跟她住去吧 Go call your mom and live with her.
佛祖啊 我不想那样 Oh God, I don't wanna do that.
她会伤心的 我不知道她怎么看你 但是 She's gonna be so upset, I don't know what she sees in you, but--
她恨死我了 She hates my guts.
她只是不想跟她的撸蛇儿子一块住 She just doesn't want her loser son living with her.
她PUA你好多年了 She's been playing you for years.
我会发邮件给她 I'll e-mail her.
我们都发 We'll send out e-mails.
哦 是啊 老多邮件 Oh, yeah. Lots of 'em.
- 跟连锁信一样 - 嗯哼 都一次性通知到位吧 - Like a chain letter. - Mm-hmm. Just let everyone know all at once.
我们可以一起写 We can write it together.
哦 不错 不错 那挺不错的 Oh, dope. You know, that'll be nice.
还可以用几个表情包 Use some funny emojis.
彩虹字体之类的 Some rainbow font.
那边 That way.
哦 我好像看到了什么 Oh, I think I see something.
不 不不不不不不不 不 不 不 不 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no.
不 不 不不不不不不 不 No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. No.
不 不 不 不 不 不 不 No. No. No. No. No! No! No!
不 不 不 不 No, no, no. No.
我开始相信真有什么灵异现象了 I'm beginning to think something really weird is going on.
这是在捉弄我们吧 是个恶作剧 This is a joke. It's a good joke.
我知道了 我跟你说 I know what-- I'll tell you what.
也许我们应该走这边 Maybe we should go that way.
又或者我们应该走那边 Or maybe we should go that way.
这到底怎么回事 What is happening?
到底什么情况 What is going on?
快跑 Run!
哦 Oh.
什么声音 What was that?
“快跑” "Run."
你说啥 What?
我说刚才有人在叫“快跑” That's what it was. "Run."
你干嘛 What are you doing?
走吧 Come on.
啊啊 Aah!
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 我看到有个人 Hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. I see somebody.
- 是那个流浪汉吗 - 我不确定 也许吧 - Is it the homeless man? - I don't think so. Maybe?
嘿 嘿 哥们儿 Hey! Hey, man!
- 他是不是没听见 - 是 - Maybe he can't hear you? - Yeah.
- 等等 嘿 嘿 不 等等 别走 - 等一下 等等 - Wait. Hey, hey! No, wait, wait up! - Wait! Wait!
请问一下 Excuse us!
先生 Sir?
- 喔哦 别走 你要去哪儿 - 等等 - W-whoa, no. Where are you going? - Wait.
我们只是想问你一下 We just wanna ask you a question.
走 Go.
你好 Hello?
嘿 Hey!
嘿 哥们儿 额 你 你之前干嘛要跑 Hey, man. Uh. Why-- why'd you run before?
你还好吧 你没事吧 You all right? Everything cool?
- 嗨 - 嘿 嘿 嘿 朋友 - Hi. - Hey. Hey, hey, man.
嗨 这真是 Hi, this is--
真是很搞笑 This is really ridiculous,
因为我们 我们 but we don't know-- we don't know
我们找不到从这儿出去的路了 why we can't find the way out of here.
真是太奇怪了 It's so weird.
你知道 你知道哪儿有出去的路吗 Do you know-- do you know where the trail is?
你 你知道怎么才能从这儿出去吗 Do you-- do you know how to get out of here?
过去跟他说 Go talk to him.
我不想靠近他 你自己去吧 I don't wanna go up to him. You go up to him.
去跟那个人聊聊 Go talk to the guy.
如果他很暴力呢 What if he's violent?
那你指望我去说 So you want me to talk to him?
对 对 没错 Yes. Yes, I do.
你是一位很强大的女士 You are a very powerful woman
这一点我真的非常支持 and I really wanna support that.
女士优先 对吧 Second gentleman, yeah?
我允许你跟我有足够时间的性生活 I've allowed you to have sex with me enough times
现在该轮到你为我牺牲了 that you have to be prepared to die for me.
去吧 Go!
快去 Go.
好 好 Okay. Okay.
呃 Ah...
你晓得吗 如果 如果你 额 You know, if, if you just, um...
如果你可以转个身对着我 ...if you just turn around and look at me,
也许 也许我们可以交流一下子 maybe, maybe we can find some way to communicate?
但是你怎么听得到呢 But then how did you hear that?
嗯 好吧 我 我要准备扯开嗓子 Um, okay. I, I'm just gonna yell
喊一会儿了 别被吓到 for a minute, but don't be alarmed.
嘿哎哎哎 Hey!
别 别这样 Don't. Don't do that.
那你要我怎样 What do you want me to do?
拍他肩膀 Tap his shoulder.
没门儿 No fucking way.
不 No.
不要 Don't.
嘿 嘿 嘿 朋友 Hey, hey. Hey, man.
饿 我打算 我打算扔一颗 额 Um... I'm a... I'm just gonna throw, um...
额 内啥 额 小石头 ...uh, this, uh, little pebble.
额 它很小 小到不会伤到你的 Uh, it's really super small so, so it won't hurt.
额 我要 我要 Um, and I'm, I'm just gonna...
我现在要 扔了哦 ...I'm gonna throw it right... now.
瓦屋 Whoa!
快跑 Run!
我们搞砸了 是吧 That's fucked up, right?
是的 Yeah.
而且 额 And, uh...
他看起来很像我 是吗 ...he looked like me, didn't he?
是的 He did.
真的好诡异 That's really weird.
确实很诡异 It's really weird.
你觉得他喊“快跑”是什么意思 What do you think he meant by run?
救我 Help me.
珍 我 Jen, I...
救我 Help me.
卧槽 什么鬼 Oh, what the hell?
你撞我干嘛 Why would you need to run into me?
珍 Jen.
佛祖啊 Oh, God.
佛祖啊 珍 Oh, God, Jen.
不 珍 我来了 No, Jen, I'm coming.
我来了 珍 我来了 坚持住 求你坚持住 I'm coming, Jen. I'm coming. Please hold on. Please hold on.
快跑 Run!
啊啊啊 你要死啊 Oh, Jesus fuck!
对不起 I'm sorry.
啥 你 你在干啥 What's-- What, what are you doing?
- 在 在这儿别动 - 你看到路了吗 - Just, just stay right here. - Did you see the trail?
我马上回来 你在这别动 I'll be right back. Just, just stay right here.
- 你看到路了吗 - 我马上回来 我保证 - Did you see the trail? - I'll be right back, I promise.
你在说什么疯话 What the fuck is wrong with you?
别动 在这待着 Just... just stay right here.
好吧 到底 到底出什么事了 Okay, what-- What's going on?
什么嘛 What?
嘿 Hey.
啊啊啊 你他妈要吓死我啊 丹 Jesus fucking Christ, Dan!
又怎么了 What?
你到底在干嘛 What the fuck are you doing?
对不起 I'm sorry.
你找到路没 Did you see the trail?
额 没 你呢 Uh... no. You?
那你特么干嘛去了 What the fuck are you doing?
我 我 我去尿尿了 I mean, I'm... I had to take a piss.
- 姥子魂都被你吓没了 - 对母鸡 - You're scaring the shit out of me. - I'm sorry.
你没找着路吗 You didn't see a trail?
是大丈夫吗 You okay?
啥 What?
哦 大丈夫 Oh, yeah.
额 我们走这边吧 Uh, let's go this way.
怎么了 What?
没怎么 Nothing.
谁会在这个傻逼湖里游泳 是吧 Who swims in this fucking pond anyways, right?
这太恶心了 It's disgusting.
这要警示牌有啥用 我 我从没 从没见过谁在这里游泳 Why would you need a sign? I haven't-- I, I've never seen anyone swim in it.
你 有没有 有没有见过谁在这里游泳 Have, have you? Have you ever seen anyone swim in it?
没有 No.
是啊 你看 Yeah. See it's--
这牌子蠢得要死 毫无意义 It's a stupid fucking sign. It's pointless.
也许没这块牌子 就会有人下去游 Maybe people would swim in it if the sign wasn't there.
也许吧 Maybe, yeah.
这是什么 你 你耳机掉了？ What is it? You, you lose your earbuds?
不是我的 我的在我口袋里 Not mine. Mine are in my pocket.
这么多 There's so many.
谁会要这么多耳机 Why would anyone need so many?
你的肩膀都红了 晒伤了 Your shoulders are red. They're burning.
嘿 咱们打电话摇人 Hey, let's call somebody.
对 Yeah.
额 咱该摇谁呢 Um... who should we call?
谁都行 Anybody.
你去哪儿 Where are you going?
呃 没信号 Uh... no service.
你看 没 没信号 See, no, no bars.
呃 没信号 Uh... no.
我不能失去你 I'm not gonna lose you.
啥 What?
我们得离开这儿 We're gonna get out of here.
我们必须离开这儿 We have to.
你到这儿多久了 How long have you been here?
你在说什么啊 What are you talking about?
阳光 一直没动过 你应该晒了好一会儿了 It never moves, the sun. It must burn after a while.
我们得离开这儿 你和我 We're gonna get out of here. You and me.
我们出去以后 一定会好好对待彼此 And when we do, we're gonna be better to one another.
我保证 I promise.
珍 啊 Jenny-- Ahh!
哦 Oh.
喔 Oh!
你怎么没告诉我 我的头发稀疏了这么多 Why didn't you tell me my hair was thinning so much?
太他妈悲伤了 It's so fucking sad.
- 你在说啥呢 - 我不知道 好像越搞越糟了 - What are you talking about? - I don't know, it just makes it worse somehow.
哦 Oh.
这不是真的 这不是真的 This can't be happening. This can't be happening.
把那件卫衣脱下来 我要吐了 Just get the sweatshirt-- I'm gonna be sick.
我不想看这玩意儿 I don't wanna look at it.
这玩意儿 "It?"
呼 Oof.
我觉得他看出来了 我不是 怎么说呢 I think he figured out that I wasn't whatever,
从前的我 me from before.
他看上去 He seemed--
他看我那眼神 The way he looked at me.
你这是要让我开始考虑 他有 Are you seriously gonna make me start thinking about
而我没有的东西吗 what he has that I don't?
我是说 这是不是同一个人 还是另一个人 I mean, is this the same person? Or is this a different person?
这好像 也算不上是我们杀了人 Like it... like it doesn't count that we just killed a person
如果跟你是同一个人 对吧 if you're the same person, right?
也不是那么糟糕 Then it's not so bad.
你对此有何感受 How are you feeling about this?
额 你懂的 我得思考一下 Uh, you know, I'd have to think about it.
真的打破常规了 但是我 额 Really break it down, but I, uh--
我对我们做的决定很认可 I think I'm feeling pretty good all things considered.
哦 他还没死 我去 Oh, he's still alive. Oh, God.
- 哦 上帝啊 天老爷 我们怎么办 怎么办 - 哈 - Oh, God. Oh, God. What do we do? What do we do? - Huh?
我也不知道 I don't know.
哦 不不不不 我不想再伤害自己了 Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't wanna hurt myself again.
我们不能就这么丢下这玩意儿 We can't leave it.
不要说“这玩意儿” Stop saying "it"!
“他” Him!
不 你这 你这是要干嘛 你干嘛 No. What, what are you doing? What are you doing?
不 不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
佛祖啊 我没眼看了 Oh, God. I don't wanna look at this.
这太特么荒诞了 That is so fucking weird.
我不知道你是怎么定义越界的 I don't know where your lines are located,
但在我看来你很想跟派对上的每一个女人 but it seemed to me like you were trying to fuck every single woman
- 上床 - 不 我只是喝多了 - at that party. - No! I just drank a little too much.
那是我的办公室派对 It was my office party?
是为了庆祝我晋升 To celebrate my promotion
成为她们的头儿 of becoming their boss.
维罗妮卡 我们公司的高级会计 给我发了邮件 Veronica, our senior accountant, emailed me...
快跑 Run!
私信 ...privately.
对 Right.
我现在不想谈这事 I don't wanna talk about that right now.
你现在能看着我吗 Do you even look at me right now?
- 我现在要怎么看着你 - 算了 打住 - How should I look at you right now? - Okay, stop.
等等 Wait!
闭嘴 Shut up!
你知道现在有很好的生发方法 You know they have great hair regrowth options now.
外敷和内服同时进行 They combat it with an exterior cream and a pill at the same time.
在墨西哥 可便宜了 Super cheap in Mexico.
（译者注：卡波圣卢卡斯是墨西哥旅游圣地） - 嘘 - 好多年前咱们去卡波的时候我就该开始试试 - Shh! - I should have started years ago when we went to Cabo.
你给我闭嘴 Shut up about it already.
可 Okay.
看 他们还什么都不知道 Look, they don't know yet.
- 在结束之前 - 额 但是 - ...before it's gone! - Well, it's not...
我 我发现你一点儿都没把这当回事 I, I feel like you're not taking this seriously.
唉 我很抱歉 可是 Well, I'm sorry but...
走吧 Come on.
我们要跟着他们吗 Should we follow them?
不 No.
- 要不你在这儿等 - 不 - So maybe if you stay here... - No.
你不能离开我的视线 我们再也不要分开了 You can't leave my sight. We never split up again ever.
港真 Really?
少来 Calm down.
你是我熟悉的那个丹 You're the Dan I'm used to.
鬼晓得要是我跟那个低配版丹在一起会怎么样 God knows what would happen if I had to deal with a shittier one.
也是 Right.
我要尿个尿 I gotta pee.
嗷 操 Ow. Fuck.
你真认为他们比我们差吗 Do you really think that there are worse ones?
因为如果有低配版 Because if there are worse ones,
那说不定 他们俩才是高配版呢 then there are, there are probably better ones.
那个术语怎么说来着 “世另我” You know like, like the other me.
就是 就像你说的那样 You know, what you were saying about
他看你的眼神 还有那啥 the way he looked at you and the w-- and whatever.
也许他们比我们好 或者 比我们善良 And maybe they are better people than us. You know, kinder?
哦 那是不是更悲伤了 Oh, does that make it sadder?
也许有些平行世界的我们还真的挺幸福的 Maybe some of us are really happy.
可能刚好就是被你杀掉的那个 You probably just killed that one.
为什么有的活了下来而有的只能死 Why do you think some live and the others don't?
因为正确的选择 Good choices?
佛祖啊 我就是搞不懂为什么会发生这种事 God, I just don't understand why this is happening.
因为我们被困在地狱里了 Because we're stuck in hell.
因为我跟你一起被困在地狱里了 Because I'm stuck in hell with you.
嗐 这又有什么区别呢 Well, what's different?
等等 Wait.
你真觉得我们在地狱里 Do you really think we are in hell?
真正的地狱 Like a real hell?
那 我们 是什么时候死的呢 And, like, when did we die?
在这之前 内 内什么 You know before, what... whatever.
你 你懂我的意思吧 You, you know what I mean?
在这之前我们只是在跑步 对吧 And we were just running, right?
我是说 难道 我们被一辆车给撞了 So, I mean, did we get hit by a car?
还是说有一头熊出殁把我们给吃了 Or maybe a bear came and ate us?
这个话题我已经腻了 I'm getting tired of this conversation.
你怎么会对这个话题腻了呢 How can you be getting tired of this conversation?
你瞧瞧这发生的这一切 Look what's happening.
我是说 为什么会发生这一切 I mean, why is this happening?
我的头痛炸了 My head is pounding.
其实我开始觉得有点安慰了 I'm actually beginning to find it kinda comforting.
可能是哪个傻逼外星人的时空交替装置 It's probably some stupid fucking alien time-alternating device
无缘无故坠毁在这里 that crashed here for absolutely no reason,
只因为我们撞大运了 because that's just our luck,
跟别的没任何关系 and it has nothing to do with anything!
你觉得我们在这儿多久了 How long do you think we've been here?
久得过头了 A stupid fucking amount of time.
就像个没完没了的糟心周末 Like a long fucked-up weekend.
我操 有人来了 Oh, shit. Someone's coming.
- 你脑子有病吧 - 我要 - Are you out of your fucking mind? - I want...
- 额 这不一样 - 我手晒得痛死了 - Well, this is different. - My arms are burning.
我发现我长得还挺好看的 I think I look kinda good actually.
- 我才不呢 - 从这个角度看 雀食 - I'm not gonna do that. - This version, yeah.
闭嘴 Shut up.
啊 真是诡异啊 是吧 Ah, it's so weird, isn't it?
就像是 It's like--
就像是在真实世界里 看着自己 It's like watching yourself, in real time.
给自己拍张自拍照 之类的 Take a selfie of yourself... or something.
只有无尽的悲伤和不安 Just so endlessly sad and unsettling.
- 很痛诶 好吧 你得帮我 - 别喊了 - ...burning. Okay, so you have to do this for me. - Stop screaming.
卧槽 这会是个疯狂自拍秀 Oh shit. This would be a crazy selfie.
别拍 Stop it.
嘘 Shh.
好么 你声音太响了 Okay, that was loud.
- 你真病态 - 丹 - You're psychotic. - Dan...
没错 从刚刚用树枝捅死我的人 Yeah, says the person who just stabbed me in the neck
嘴里说出这话 with a twig.
丹 你能不能住手 Dan, would you just stop...
你晓得伐 我们俩吵架的样子 You know, I think we look kinda cute
还挺萌 when we're fighting.
哦 嘿 我想我该躲起来 Oh. Hey, I think I'm gonna hide.
就像我们这样 Just like us.
欧科 Okay.
你以前很喜欢我讲的笑话 You know you used to like my jokes.
可能那边有一个搞笑版的你 Maybe there's a funny version of you out there?
哦 呵呵 Oh, ha-ha.
你觉得这像是一个教训吗 Do you think it's like a lesson?
也许我们需要吸取一些教训 Like maybe we have to learn some kind of lesson,
然后一切都会恢复正常 and then after that everything will be okay?
说不定是高配版的我们离开这里 Maybe the better ones get out?
- 哦 是我 又是我 - 珍 - Oh, it's me. Again. - Jen!
- 嘿 - 天老爷 你在这啊 - Hey. - Oh, my God. You're here.
- 我带你看个东西 - 什么 - Just want you to see something. - What?
就在那儿 我想让你看看 Let's go over here. I just want you to see something.
哦 这不一样了 Oh, this is different.
- 啊 天啊 - 我的上帝 - Oh, my God! - Oh, my God.
哦 卸特 哦 这情节之前没出现过啊 Oh, shit. Oh, this didn't happen before.
为何？ But why?
错误的选择 Bad choices.
- 我好饿 - 我快饿死了 - I'm so hungry. - I'm starving.
唉 什么吃的也没有 Ah, there's nothing to eat.
你可以去打猎 You could hunt for something.
我很感激你会这么想 但是 I appreciate that you think that of me, but what?
我们在地狱 We're in hell.
我都不记得自己怎么死的 I don't remember dying.
着实郁闷 It's really frustrating.
我不知道没有你该怎么办 I don't know if I'd know what to do without you.
我想这是一条路吧 I think it's a trail.
我们该走哪边 Which way should we go?
你刚才那句话啥意思 What did you mean by that?
- 哪句话 - 你说你不知道 - What? - That you didn't know
没有我该怎么办 if you'd know what to do without me.
我不知道 I don't know.
也许你的意思是你不知道该怎么离开我 Maybe you just meant that you don't know how to leave me?
那是在我 That might have been the case
干掉你之前的事 伙计 before I killed you, buzzy.
没毛病 Right.
现在我得 Now that I have--
哦 还真是浪漫啊 Oh, that's very romantic.
快跑 Run!
你觉得他们会跑吗 Think they'll run?
我管他们呢 Who cares?
不 不 不要再来了 不要再来了 No. No. No more. No more.
- 不要再来了 不要了 - 别 求你别再说了 - No more. No more. - No, please don't "No" again.
我他妈受不了了 I can't fucking take it.
我实在受不了了 I can't take it anymore.
我们就这么走来走去 We just keep walking around and around
在这鬼地方兜圈子 and around in circles.
我端的受不了了 I can't do this anymore!
- 嘿 - 我不想就这么死了 - Hey. - I don't wanna die like this.
- 我知道 - 我是人不是鬼 - I know. - I'm a person!
我是人 I'm a person!
我还有好多 好多事情 I have so many... I have so many things.
还有好多想法 I have so many thoughts.
我不想死 我做了正确的选择 I am. I make good choices.
这不公平 It's not fair.
可能我是唯一的那个低配版 I'm probably the only bad one.
我知道 我不想跟你一起死 I know. I don't wanna die with you.
我知道 I know.
我是说 以前我以为我知道 I mean, I used to think I did.
但我现在真的不知道自己在想什么 But now I don't know what I think.
我不想 不想闻到你的臭味 I don't wanna... I don't wanna smell you.
我知道 I know.
我们在一起真的太久了 It's just been a really long time.
久得过头了 A stupid amount of time.
我感觉我要疯掉了 I feel like I'm losing my mind.
我不 我不知道 I don't... I don't know.
我已经分不清什么是真 什么是好 I don't know what's real anymore or what's good.
什么是坏了 Or what's bad or...
我不知道我该去哪儿 我该期待什么 Where I should go or what I should be looking for.
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
有什么区别呢 What's different?
我刚才真蠢 That's so stupid.
我向你道歉 为所有我说过的话 做过的事 And I'm sorry for everything I've said or done.
每一天 我都不知道最后时刻一天会有几次 Every day, I don't know a few times a day for the last,
我不确定 I don't know...
最后这八九年 ...eight or nine years.
好吧 我也是 Okay, me too.
嘿 Hey.
那是什么 What is that?
那个 That.
那东西从没出现过 That's never been there before.
哦 天老爷 噢 Oh, my God. Oh.
什么味道 The smell.
有个什么东西亮着 There's something on.
什么东西 What is it?
- 是你的手机 - 啥 - It's your phone. - What?
这什么鬼 What is that?
我去 What...
是我 It's me.
佛祖啊 那是我 Oh my God, it's me.
这得多长时间你才会烂成那副鬼样 How long would it take you to look like that?
我们出不去了 We can't get out.
我很遗憾 I'm so sorry.
我也很遗憾 I'm sorry, too.
我不知道该如何是好 I don't know what to do.
520 I love you.
521 I love you.
那是什么 What was that?
我没看见什么 I don't see anything.
等等 Wait.
嘿 嘿 你 Hey! Hey, man!
嘿 等等 站住 Hey! Stop! Stop!
等等 Wait!
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿 等一下 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hold up!
咱们拍张照吧 Now let's take a photo.
不拍 No.
这有块警示牌 There's the sign.
在哪 Where's the...
快 快 快 快 快 Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.
- 不 - 快 快 快 - No. - Go. Go. Go.
快跑 Run!
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